Alphabet Soup

Answer to most of life’s questions: It depends.
Boys 3, Girls 1
Candy of choice: See’s
Dessert of choice: Brownie sundae
Eggs: Scrambled with cheese and onions
Favorite music group: The Beautiful South
Girl of choice: My wife
Haircut: Every 6-8 weeks
Interests: 8.0%, 5.87%, 2.87%, 1.9%
Jail time: None yet
Ketchup, not catsup
Laugh as often as possible
Married: August 24, 1995
Narcotics: To pay the bills
Outside rather than inside
Pet: Yellow and gray cockatiel
Quest: Happiness, maybe fortune, not fame
Root Beer goes best with pepperoni pizza
Sport of choice: Any sport or game is better than none
Training for: Life
Underwear: Boxers (sort of)
Vacation of choice: Anything with heat, clear water, good food
White lie is still a lie
Xbox v. Playstation: Playstation
Yesterday is always a day ago
Z, 280, Datsun, black, 1978: first car